Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Haiku-ption Contest #1

What do you get when you combine a venerable internet institution  with one of poetry's simplist forms? Our inaugural Haiku caption contest, that's what. My entry is below. Have at it in the comments!


Chit Chat:
We talk of baseball
Jones, perched on his stool, and I,
Elbow deep in cow



Photo courtesy of Shorpy

11 comments:

  1. Regrets:

    Go to school, dad said.
    Or you’ll end up sweeping streets.
    (I’d kill for that now)

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  2. Frantic:

    Damnit, where is it?
    Why did I not remove my
    Fraternity ring?!

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  4. Some don’t like pipe smoke
    Sometimes, I clamp my pipe tight
    Pipe smoke beats some smells

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  5. I still hate my job
    My resume says it all
    Cow proctology

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  6. In college I bragged,
    "Yessir, I'll get tail. You'll see!
    I'll even get paid!"

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  7. Shit in a Shovel
    And an uncomfortable cow
    All in a day's work

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  8. Mid America
    Cow Anus in Black and White
    Privacy Foregone

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  9. Two men and a cow.
    Both rest their limbs on a stool.
    Earl drew the short straw.

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  10. -"It'll never work."
    --"They said that about the mule."
    -"You're an idiot!"

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  11. This is why pigs say:
    All men are enemies, all
    animals comrades.

    --Kilgore Trout

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