What do you get when you combine a venerable internet institution with one of poetry's simplist forms? Our inaugural Haiku caption contest, that's what. My entry is below. Have at it in the comments!
Chit Chat:
We talk of baseball
Jones, perched on his stool, and I,
Elbow deep in cow
Photo courtesy of Shorpy
Regrets:
ReplyDeleteGo to school, dad said.
Or you’ll end up sweeping streets.
(I’d kill for that now)
Frantic:
ReplyDeleteDamnit, where is it?
Why did I not remove my
Fraternity ring?!
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ReplyDeleteSome don’t like pipe smoke
ReplyDeleteSometimes, I clamp my pipe tight
Pipe smoke beats some smells
I still hate my job
ReplyDeleteMy resume says it all
Cow proctology
In college I bragged,
ReplyDelete"Yessir, I'll get tail. You'll see!
I'll even get paid!"
Shit in a Shovel
ReplyDeleteAnd an uncomfortable cow
All in a day's work
Mid America
ReplyDeleteCow Anus in Black and White
Privacy Foregone
Two men and a cow.
ReplyDeleteBoth rest their limbs on a stool.
Earl drew the short straw.
-"It'll never work."
ReplyDelete--"They said that about the mule."
-"You're an idiot!"
This is why pigs say:
ReplyDeleteAll men are enemies, all
animals comrades.
--Kilgore Trout