I’m a big fan of meta fiction. I love stories about writers
and their stories. Movies like “Barton Fink” or books like Slaughterhouse Five always
seem to hit home. We’ve looked at fictional tidbits of fiction on Mad Men, and
on Wednesday night’s episode of Modern Family (Career Day), Jay Pritchett and
stepson Manny Delgado revealed their own dreams of penning the great American
novel—or at least a compelling spy thriller—and we got a taste of what they came
up with. Here are their first lines, in case you missed them:
Jay’s
opener:
“Chuck Stone, six foot three inches of steely-eyed determination, sat at the interrogation table.”
Manny’s opener:
“Chuck Stone smiled and lit a cigarette as if he had all the time in the world, when, in fact, the world was about to end.”
And
as a bonus, Manny’s final lines, which served as the episode-ending voiceover:
“We all weave a web of lies. Some we tell to try to help the ones we love, some we tell to try to fool ourselves, and some we tell because when you’re out of bullets and staring down the barrel of a Kalashnikov, the only weapon you’ve got left is guile.”
Love
it.