Shave
off Sherwood Anderson’s eyebrows and you’ve got Chris Cooper:
Turn
Gustave Flaubert’s hair white and you’ve got Wilford “Diabeetus” Brimley:
Pump E.E. Cummings full of red blood cells and performance-enhancing drugs and you’ve got Lance Armstrong:
Give Saki a smirk and a wristwatch and you've got Bob Hope :
Give Somerset Maugham a consiglieri and a 'family' of hired goons and you've got Don Corleone:
