It's that time again. Previous rounds can be found here. My entry is below, yours are in the comments. Away we go...
Jonesin'
Oooh! Lemme out here.
I've got a bad hankering
For a 'dog with kraut.
Bring it in the comments!
Photo courtesy of Retronaut
Alpaca? Me? Sheesh!
ReplyDeleteWhy? 'Cause we all look alike?
I'm a llama, jerk!
Is that what I think?
ReplyDeleteNope! It’s just Chuck Testa, the
Taxidermy King.
Yo! Let's Double Park
ReplyDeleteThe Motha Fucker Sideways!
Wha? Where Kanye at?
Big Apple car ride.
ReplyDeleteA fart in a tight, close space.
The window goes down.
Kerouac might ask:
ReplyDelete"Whither goest thou, Llama,
in thy shiny car...?"
—Kilgore Trout
Trapped, like a llama,
ReplyDeletein shiny metal boxes.
Synchronicity.
Rhetorical Q:
ReplyDeleteCan a llama hail a cab?
Q answers itself.
They laughed in my face.
ReplyDeleteThe city that never sleeps?
How ya like me now?!