Thursday, December 8, 2011

Haiku-ption Contest #2

It's that time again. Previous rounds can be found here. My entry is below, yours are in the comments. Away we go...
Jonesin'
Oooh! Lemme out here.
I've got a bad hankering
For a 'dog with kraut.



Bring it in the comments!

Photo courtesy of Retronaut

8 comments:

  1. Alpaca? Me? Sheesh!
    Why? 'Cause we all look alike?
    I'm a llama, jerk!

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  2. Is that what I think?
    Nope! It’s just Chuck Testa, the
    Taxidermy King.

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  3. Yo! Let's Double Park
    The Motha Fucker Sideways!
    Wha? Where Kanye at?

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  4. Big Apple car ride.
    A fart in a tight, close space.
    The window goes down.

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  5. Kerouac might ask:
    "Whither goest thou, Llama,
    in thy shiny car...?"

    —Kilgore Trout

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  6. Trapped, like a llama,
    in shiny metal boxes.
    Synchronicity.

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  7. Rhetorical Q:
    Can a llama hail a cab?
    Q answers itself.

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  8. They laughed in my face.
    The city that never sleeps?
    How ya like me now?!

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