Monday, December 10, 2012

Haiku-ption contest #12


To get you ready for the holidays, today’s haiku-ption contest carries a Christmas theme. Mine is below, throw your own in the comments as usual!


B.A. Barraccus
Mohawked stand-in for Santa
Nancy all aglow



5 comments:

  1. I pity the fool
    Who can’t celebrate the Yule
    With a man so cool

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  2. Reagan is boiling
    Demoted to The B-Team
    In the People’s House

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  3. Awkward photoshoot
    A press secretary sacked
    Marriage in ruins

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  4. Blue Room Christmas tree
    Displays less tinsel and gold
    Than Mr. T’s neck

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  5. An unlikely pair
    Like his tube socks and gold chains
    Christmas miracle

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