A tattooed carnieBull rings hang from flaccid breastsThree bucks. Step this way.
The truck’s in neutralThe children look on with gleeas he tows two tons
They’re a part of meI don’t notice them at allThough it hurts to run
Ear rings placed too lowWrong way to build pectoralsI'd look angry too.
Very nice, folks. Any more?
A farm in RussiaNo money for gymnasticsFather's sacrifice
I just erupted in a Chris Matthews-like "Ha!" when I read that one, Jennifer. You've got my vote so far.
Breast augmentation?Silicone works much betterBut both will soon sag