Thursday, March 29, 2012

Haiku-ption Contest #6

It’s that time again. In the comments, give us your best haiku for the picture below. Winner to be determined by a vote of the fickle masses.




Three straps and- voila.
Nose Gear, girls. It’s not just for
airplanes anymore.

Posted by MacEvoy DeMarest at 4:00 AM
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7 comments:

  1. AnonymousMarch 29, 2012 at 8:20 AM

    Hearing aids, Glasses…
    Olfactory enhancement?
    Why the devil not?

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  2. JoelMarch 29, 2012 at 8:58 AM

    To powder your nose:
    First, release apparatus
    Powder, re-attach.

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  3. MacEvoyMarch 29, 2012 at 9:43 AM

    Well done, you both. I'll toss another one on the pile:


    She brushes her hair
    All nerves and trepidation
    One last tug. Date time.

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    1. AnonymousMarch 29, 2012 at 11:12 AM

      Hair stacked way too high
      Need a strap to hold it down
      Try a wider strap.

      Delete
  4. AnonymousMarch 29, 2012 at 11:29 AM

    She’s got what it takes
    To make me a happy man.
    My little cyborg.

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  5. Eugene WMarch 29, 2012 at 12:36 PM

    A husband's spouse trap
    Chastity begins at home
    I must disagree

    ReplyDelete
  6. JaredMarch 29, 2012 at 2:21 PM

    She’s got what it takes
    To make me a happy man.
    My little cyborg.

    ReplyDelete

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