Monday, March 5, 2012

Haiku-ption Contest #5

It's been too long, folks. Let's jump start the work week by getting the old creative juices flowing. My haiku is below. Add your own in the comments. Voting will commence in a week or so.


Years of poor choices
Pull his slack bosoms earthward.
No, you cannot touch.


8 comments:

  1. A tattooed carnie
    Bull rings hang from flaccid breasts
    Three bucks. Step this way.

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  2. The truck’s in neutral
    The children look on with glee
    as he tows two tons

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  3. They’re a part of me
    I don’t notice them at all
    Though it hurts to run

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  4. Ear rings placed too low
    Wrong way to build pectorals
    I'd look angry too.

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  5. A farm in Russia
    No money for gymnastics
    Father's sacrifice

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    1. I just erupted in a Chris Matthews-like "Ha!" when I read that one, Jennifer. You've got my vote so far.

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  6. Breast augmentation?
    Silicone works much better
    But both will soon sag

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