It's been too long, folks. Let's jump start the work week by getting the old creative juices flowing. My haiku is below. Add your own in the comments. Voting will commence in a week or so.
Years of poor choices
Pull his slack bosoms earthward.
No, you cannot touch.
A tattooed carnie
ReplyDeleteBull rings hang from flaccid breasts
Three bucks. Step this way.
The truck’s in neutral
ReplyDeleteThe children look on with glee
as he tows two tons
They’re a part of me
ReplyDeleteI don’t notice them at all
Though it hurts to run
Ear rings placed too low
ReplyDeleteWrong way to build pectorals
I'd look angry too.
Very nice, folks. Any more?
ReplyDeleteA farm in Russia
ReplyDeleteNo money for gymnastics
Father's sacrifice
I just erupted in a Chris Matthews-like "Ha!" when I read that one, Jennifer. You've got my vote so far.
DeleteBreast augmentation?
ReplyDeleteSilicone works much better
But both will soon sag